Close your eyes. Take a deep breath. Empty your mind of all those 21st-century thoughts, feelings and responsibilities. Are they gone now? Yes? Great!  ‘

Please now slip into one of your tight fit leather jumpsuits. You don’t have any? Try your wife’s closet. Good! We knew you’d find something there. While you’re at it, try to seriously explode your hair by whatever means available. Yes, just like that! Take one more look in the mirror to make sure you look absolutely horrible. Yes, you do! Good. You might be ready now to dive into Dio live in Utrecht…….